dis0riented: When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: gaaraofsuburbia: tctisi: It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it. WAIT 20:13 2013
Tell a girl she has nice eyebrows and she’ll suck your dick right then and there
heathicorn: am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
Once in a while, life gives you a chance to measure your worth. Sometimes you’re...– Perry Moore (via inscienso)